what’s with roaches?!
–> the little bastard… what’s with the roaches?… something that just came up to my mind one night… there are just so many people afraid of this insect… the reason? they don’t know either… were roaches like big ass scary predators way back in the stone age? hmmm…. could be… then the fear of the sight of the little fella just got passed on from one generation to the next… allow me to sight some examples…
FIRST… my ol’ buddy who’d i’ll just call Alvin16… used to stay in a dorm right in front of DLSU-D… and once you step into the dorm, you would definitely get the scent of naphalene… when i stepped in there i was looking where the danged smell was commin from… and then it hit me… the smell was commin from ALL CORNERS of his dorm… heheheh… mean but hey… anyways, he later on explained that he was scared of the roaches… he couldn’t stand the sight of it.. he said he can’t even come up with the guts to smack the little fella with his shoes! hmm… i wonder why…. then he said he started researching about the insect (ways to kill ‘em i guess) and then he saw the ultimate way to get rid of it… and thats by making sure that the insects would not be able to get ANY source of water… HEY! it worked…. hahaha…
SECOND my cuzin, who’d i’ll call by the name Sasuke… i was in my room when this happened…. it was a quiet night and all of a sudden i heard a scream… a high pitched one…. so i went up my room, and there he was… jumpin high up in the air, screamin! ay ay ay…. gotta admit i was impressed by his air time… i mean c’mon how many 5′ 7" guys do you know could jump high simply from getting momentum from one tipped toed foot? whoa…. don’t forget he was screamin…. shit…. i’m havin doubt’s about my cousin…. anyways, so i went up to him, looked him in the eye while he was jumpin up and down like a freakin guy on a pogo stick, took my trusty sandals and smacked the critter right in front of him… and i didn’t even get a thanks…. geez… well at least he calmed and clammed…. 
THIRD… i was having a conversation with one of my friends (a girl)… and we started talking about fears. and then she mentioned that she was scared of cockroaches.. .really really scared of ‘em… and at that right moment, in my mind i was going like "whoa… i could pull off a prank on this chick"… then she started telling me bout what she did to her brother who pulled a prank bout a cockroach on her during bed time…. she went like "guess what i did"… i gulped and asked "what?"… this was what she said….
i cried… INITIALLY… then after i found out that it was a fake cockroach, i started throwing anything and everything that i got my hands on… he never did it again
my plans went down the drain… heck i aint gonna risk my life for a laugh…
see what i mean about fears concerning cockroaches? its just crazy… it almost seem like cockroaches have the power to change the sanity of certain individuals on earth…. hmmm…. this could be a good research for the ultimate dooms day weapon…. the military must be already making studies concerning the forsaken creatures…. anyone i guess who could harness the innate power of the roaches could or might be able to take over the world! whoa! conspiracy theory of the crooked mind….. =)
