Imbento

old mcdonald set up an experiment on 20mice concerning a special vaccine consisting of salmonela, shigella and vibrio antigens… according to mcdonald’s hypothesis, it isa safe-a…about-a 70%-a of-a the-a inculated rats-a would develop-a antibodies against-a the-a antigens in the-a vaccine.

the lab rats having no ability to fight back, were subject to subcutaneous infusion of 1mL of the said vaccine. one by one they got shot. although some really big smart-ass rats managed to escape the wrath by pretending to be innoculated while others were able to sneak out of the cage… unfortunately for most of the forsaken rats, all of them were in fact inoculated.

the rats seemed fine at first although the method of inoculation somehow was able to do damage to some of the rats especially the small and skinny ones. after a day of observation, some rats developed hyperthermia, irritability, itchiness and inflammation at the site of innoculation. other rats on the otherhand, showed decreased activity and preferred to stay away from the pack

on the second day, st. mary came down from heaven and emphasized animal rights…. st. mary promised to bring upon the wrath of God to mcdonald and started to send messages through the air to reach the angel of death and the arch angel… however, st. mary was only able to reach the arch angel who was furious at what mcdonald had done to the poor little rats…

and thus, without the rats having to do anything, things turned out such that they would be helped by bringing upon justice to the wrong doing of mcdonald… unfortunately for the lab rats…. it may have already been too late, and that further misfortune may arise should justice to mcdonald be delayed…..

God help these Rats’ soul….

window shopping is the art of choosing the appropriate window that would match the entire exterior and interior of your household…. man i’m getting tired of this….

i found a new feature in friendster… the who’s viewed me for the past month… and it was interesting…… interesting coz half of the ones that viewed me were guys…. hahaha…. i knew there was something in me that could change men into freakin ladies…

this who’s viewed me thing made me feel like i was something on sale…. not in a bad way though… but in a good way… nothing to boost the ego… but from there i found out that there is just this past thing that keeps haunting me… and it doesn’t scare me… but it does get me confused…..

dati dati para akong tanga na nagpupumilit pero ngaun………… all of the clues plus this one just makes the jacket issue a lot more prominent… anyways… i don’t know… i don’t really wanna keep on thinking about that bull… i guess i just got overwhelmed? or another word that i can’t quite recall….

i guess God or faith for that matter has a way of stirring things up when you least expect it….funny part is, my foundation does get shattered each time that i remember about the past events.. it is just nuts…. but then, we can’t do nothing about it… all we could do is endure and hopefully it works out in a good way in the end…

sigh….

right now, the only thing in my mind is my family…. i miss my parents and my little brother.. although i think he’s bigger than i am now…. haven’t seen them for over a year… i have not celebrated my birthday with my entire family for the past few years since i got back here in the Philippines…. i never actually gave it much thought until this afternoon when someone asked me when was your happiest birthday?

even just typing those words puts tears in my eyes………

the last time i could remember that i had a birthday where in my entire family was there was way back when i was in elementary…. exagerated i know… that’s coz my sis left for the phils for college after high school, which was the exact time that i was supposed to enter high school….

back then i didn’t really care…. but now, man…. i realize how much time i’ve spent with my family that i took in vain… how much time i took for granted….. i miss my parents and my brother a lot…. and every bit of emotion is just overwhelming me right now…. and its diriving me nuts…. i need to take a break…. a break wherein i get to spend time with my family, even for a couple of weeks without compromising what everyone of us has worked hard for….

for the first time in my life, i could actually say that i deeply miss someone so much……

i miss my family……

ouch….. it is something you either sit on or sleep on… haha

this day was kind of tiring…. i took one direct blow and one loose bullet that i thought hit me but actually didnt…

micro was….. ok i guess… for the first time in the history of this class, we made a professor cry… hehehe… not using intellectual stuff but… more on small gestures and whispering…

i guess stress finally overwhelmed her…. and the weird/funny part about that was…. i thought i was the one who made her cry… i came in 30minutes late (thanks to Tom)… and right at the same time when i was whisperring, asking meg if she’s been lecturing for a while, doc exploded! got teary eyed and very emotional…..

i found out that it wasnt me from lalaine… which was already a couple of hours after the incident…. man i felt so guilty this morning… luckily it wasnt me…hehehe

the direct blow i took was one which was really obvious… a direct blow of a needle to my freaking arm…. right now it’s really swollen… i can’t lay on my left side coz it hurts… bad for me coz that’s how i sleep, my body turned to the lefT!!! and thanks to our freaking experiment in micro today, i’d be having back aches tomorrow morning…

another scary incident that happened today was when the other doc, the guy with all them teeth, got ticked off with JM’s reaction towards signing two attendance papers

tsk tsk… yan kc… sa lahat ng sasabihin, e2 pa lumabas –> lang ‘ya mo naman… hahaha…. doc took it a little too personally and ended up saying why is there a problem? hehehe what’s your name? your surname? Jade, you know me right? you know how i am when i am angry… hahaha…. to tell you the truth at first i thought that he was talking to me! man, i’m so paranoid today…. what is up me?!

waaaaaaa…. anyways, good thing i’m done with the researches due this friday… wonder if i could summerize the whole thing by then….. haaaaaaaaaaaaay….

i must… her bait… hahahahaha

actually i must write some scrible on this thingamajig, if you dig what the co’s cooking.. you down? yo can’t weed white four mini life due next sunrise…

translation : actually i must get stuff off of my mind by typing something in this blog, do you understand? coz i can’t read right for the microbiology test tomorrow

haaaaay…. what a day this turned out to be…. i’m bankrupt… i’m tired… i’m sleepy… oh and i forgot to buy some eggs… anyways… it was kind of a good day… the shirts are finally being made and i’ve got the articles ready… well, some of it… its hard being this leader thing….

what is actually hard about being a council guy, is that you’re aware of the stuff that you should do, but then, you get limitted by external forces that really shouldn’t be there in the first place… external forces like those that you can’t really do nothing about… aaah… just read the previous blog…

anyways, thinking shallowly, i realize that i’m a guy filled with lots of anger concerning people who need to see the light…. i guess the reason why i talk about those kind of guys in my blog is because, there’s hardly anything i could do outside…

i take my words outside, people would listen and say that they have knowen about that for a long rtime now… hmm… that makes me somewhat like them…. and just like them, there’s nothing that i could do that is, if i wanna finsih school and if i want to live a little longer…

i do know that some day will come and the big bad wolves’ heads would be chopped off by the woodcutter living close to their cave… and i’ll be there to laugh at their faces, piss down their throat, bury them alive, pour shit in their grave, lift them up again, burn their bodies to ashes and send their remains to the sun… mebbe i shouldn’t send their remains to sun… baka magdilim ang mundo eh…i’ll just send em to the dwarf planet right across the entire solar system….

anywas, i’m done… makapagbasa na nga… hehehe

money…. it is a finger food, and is one of the popular ones when it comes to drinking. it has nitrogen content thus has proteins not to mention an ample amount of fat.

its just crazy how money can turn some people into greedy little assholes with histrionic complex…

some people just don’t know what enough is… some like to preach about doing all good things for your neighbor and being a good christian but not really turn out to be doing what he or she preaches…

like say someone giving a talk and telling people that when the time comes, your goal should always be for the good of humanity, to be a good blah blah blah bullshit chuvanesens…. but then, later on, have the people listening find out that the speaker wasn’t exactly as holy as the person should be… the only thing that one could call holy in these persons’ name is holy shit…

i’ve mentioned before in my previous blogssssssssssss that do as you freakin preach…. so far, still, i keep bumpin into more and more assholes who just turn out to be all talk and no action…. all say, all preach, but not do what he or she preaches… it is bull….

the worst part of knowing about the bull concerning these people is that most of the time, you can’t do nothing about it… all you can do is endure. as what happens for the whole country. we can’t do anything, why? simple…. kung sino man yung tamaan, sya yung gagawa ng paraan para matahimik ka either temporarily, or worse, permanently.

it’s really crazy to be living in a country filled with corrupt people… and i’m not talking about politicians… nah ah… we keep on saying that most of the people who are corrupt are in congress, but the truth is, there’s more corrupt people outside of congress, that is taking advantage of more people. requiring people to pay and pay and make sure that they can’t say no… if you do say no, your throat is slit! figuratively and/or literally speaking….

i’m crazy to right a blog about corruption, but hey, its a free country and i can write what ever it is the hell i wanna talk about… kung may tamaan man sa blog na to, its your problem… =)

i tell ya…

prayer is always the best way to go through the toughest of the tough times….

i gotta admit that the grade i got in pharma was NOT what i expected… i was thinking the most i could get was a line of 7.. 75 the most… but i got an 80! whoa! how’s that huh?

i’m already happy with that grade! hiyea! akala ko talaga…. naluluha na nga ako nung una eh…. and i know i couldn’t have done it without a little prayer… baet baet ni Lord… and the docs were probably in a generous mood as well…

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhoooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PUHEDE!!!!

micro was cool… patho was cool… pharma was cool…. surgery, i computed myself as a passing grade, that leaves clinical patho, pedia, psych and medicine… hopefully their okay as well….

a long long time ago, i saw this realy cool jacket… it was really nice… i wanted that jacket. wanted it really badly… i tried everything within my power just to get that jacket. but soemhow, that jacket just seemed as though it wasn’t meant for me… despite all my efforts, wala parin. i wasn’t able to get that jacket…

so i thought to myself, screw it… let it be… so i looked for a new one… at first i didn’t like this new jacket of mine… but now, it has grown to actually be really comfy with me… after a couple of months of wearing this new jacket, i saw the old jacket that i longed to have not so long ago ironic huh?

i tried my best and still am trying my best to tell myself that i already have a new jacket… i don’t need another one eventhough it was what i wanted in the first place…

but then this old jacket just seems like its finding its own way of being mine… prices have dropped and it seems almost free… but still, i have this new jacket and i do not want to let it go to waste by getting another…

but now, that old jacket i so longed to have is wrapped like a gift with ribbons attached… it is definitely within reach… should i take it? or should i just ignore it?…………..

fallin –> is this star circle girl, who, after joining this reality show called cupids in ABS CBN suddenly went to GMA 7 to be one of the hosts of the channel’s premeire noon time show, Eat Bulaga….

anyways, fallin… not about love… its about fallin asleep hehehe.. yesterday, i was supposed to study for psychiatry and clinical pathology… unfortunately, i wasn’t able to….

i was holdin on to my handouts but then, i freakin fell asleep!

i couldn’t help it…

it was as though all my energy just went down and then poof it became cococrunch! hehe..

i fell asleep while reading my handouts and then poof it became cococrunch! hahaha actually, i fell asleep and woke up some time around 6 the next day, which so happens to be today…. which leaves me just an hour and a half to study for the first exam of the day, which is todays first exam, namely psych (do you follow)…

i don’t know how i did in psychiatry but i’m pretty sure i did pretty good in clinical pathology…. the last minute review was good… nagdilang anghel ako… hehehe… laverne probably felt good about me askin bout those RBC morphologies… sakto!!! hahaha

anyways, tomorrow’s the last day of the exams…. sawakas natapos din ang paghihirap ko, NAMEN pala, NATEN kung isa ka sa mga classmates kong manyak (tinamaan ka noh?!)… hahahaha…i’d be gymmin next week… today, after reading these few notes i’m liftin a lil bit and prepare for next week so i could start gaining weight that i could again lose in the next shifting exam, baka kc pag di pa ako naggain ng weight eh maging cahexic na ko sa susunod na shift… =)

just about proven that the most effective way to lose weight is to reduce your rice intake…

i’ve been keeping my low carb diet for quite sometime… but then i forgot to stop the freakin diet when i couldn’t keep up with my gym schedule… thus the end result, i lost a lot of fat… i lost weight again…

its really hard being an ectomorph… either you eat like a boar and keep your weight or you start cutting the carbs and lose weight…

so for the chabichabs out there….

bawas lang ng kanen… hehehehe

robocop… if you know robocop, you’d get a good idea (picture) of who this blog is about…

as for my hard diSk… hard disk like structure that you might be able to palpate somewhere beneath you joints would probably mean two things - a neoplasia or an inflammation… now class you can see from this slide… hahahahaha

my hard disk is actually just a 40gb generic being run by a pentium IV that goes slow and fast depending on various conditions… how i wish that my hard disk was one of ‘em new 100gb SATAs run by the new duo core processors… mebe then i’d be able to store more information and at the same time extract required information a lot more easily, a lot more quicker…

right now my hard disk is actually full… well kinda, in a way… the disk space just suddenly got filled within less than a week… and extracting information has definitely gotten quite slow, although extraction and finding of files do appear to speed up during the day and sometime in the afternoon… after which, most of the files have to go back to storage or get deleted and be replaced by new files that i input each and every single freaking afternoon, night time and dawn…

i try my best to keep the new files arranged in such a way that it would be easy for me to access them the next day, or the next couple of hours from when they are to be needed… my dilema? i don’t know if all these new files created would survive until the end of the school year… sigh… i should have a USB that i could plug in every now and then so that organization would be easier…

anyways, robocop…. did you know that robocop actually has mood swings? he does… frequently (freak-wently) actually… just a couple of days ago… ok about a week ago, robocop was in a bad mood… or mebbe he was just having a hard time trying to accept new data that we were trying to insert… which ofcourse his OS outrightly rejected…

today however, despite the exam, he was actually in a better mood… i don’t know why though… i sure hope he sticks with fair rules and equal treatment to all those he watches over… ‘coz sometimes, it just seems a lil too unfair and a lil too scary knowing that he could do whatever he freaking wants with you…

now i’m not saying that i don’t like robocop, i do like him… just that, just like every cyborg, programmed to be what they’re supposed to be, there’s just no changing the attitude… which makes things, most of the time, really really frustrating… haaaaaaaaaay

o pano aral na muna… =)